Chris Rock: Never Scared
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And you see the girl, she came to court,
she wasn't fucking around. She looked nice.

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She got a nice pantsuit on,
got her hair in pigtails.

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Yeah, she ain't gonna have on
no clear heels now, no.

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That's right. She got on some comfortable flats.
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And some thick-ass stockings.
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The thickest fucking stockings
you ever seen in your life.

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You gonna think she broke her leg,
that's how thick them stockings is.

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She gonna come in the court like this.
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"Your Honour, my stockings are fucking thick."
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A lot of people say, "Well, this is what Kobe
gets for cheating.

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"He cheated and that's what he gets.
That's what he gets."

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I know some of you women been
cheated on before. I know some of you...

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OK, fuck it, I'm sure most of you women
been cheated on before.

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Some of y'all are with the guy
that cheated on you right now.

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And the guys are like,
"Would you shut the fuck up?"

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"Do some old shit, 'toss my salad',
one of them."

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No. Men are just low, ladies.
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Some women are like,
"If I lost weight, he wouldn't cheat.

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"If I was more beautiful,
he wouldn't cheat."

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Yes, he would.
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He would.
There ain't nothing you can do, ladies.

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The only thing you can do
to stop your man cheating...

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The women are like this...
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Only thing you can do...
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is be there.

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