:44:00
You don't need that drama.
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So do not suggest abortion.
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Now, fellas, if you get a woman pregnant,
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you only got two things to say.
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Two ways to try it on.
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Now, the first thing you can say is,
"Wow, I can't believe you're pregnant.
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"I'm so happy. I can't wait for you to have
this baby. I love you so much."
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I'll try it again.
"Wow, I can't believe that you're pregnant.
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"I'm so happy. I can't wait to have this baby.
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"I love you so much."
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That's cool.
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Now, if you don't wanna say that,
you got one more choice.
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A woman walks in the room,
tells you that she's pregnant,
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you look her dead in the eye and you say...
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"So what you gonna do?"
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Good, it ain't just me.
:45:05
One thing I don't like about America
is we got real bad drug policy.
:45:09
Horrible drug policy.
:45:11
We got people in jail for getting high.
For getting high, man.
:45:15
That's fucked up, man.
:45:17
The Government says drugs are illegal
because we're trying to protect society.
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But they don't give a fuck about yo safety,
:45:24
they sell guns at Wal-Mart,
they don't give a fuck about you.
:45:29
No, the Government's like this -
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they don't want you to use your drugs,
they want you to use their drugs.
:45:36
So every night on TV
you see a weird-ass drug commercial
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trying to get you hooked on some legal shit.
:45:44
And they just keep naming symptoms
till they get one that you fucking got, OK?
:45:49
It's like, "Are you sad? Are you lonely?
You got athlete's foot?
:45:54
"Are you hot? Are you cold? What you got?
You want this pill, huh, motherfucker.