Chris Rock: Never Scared
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Good, it ain't just me.
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One thing I don't like about America
is we got real bad drug policy.

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Horrible drug policy.
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We got people in jail for getting high.
For getting high, man.

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That's fucked up, man.
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The Government says drugs are illegal
because we're trying to protect society.

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But they don't give a fuck about yo safety,
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they sell guns at Wal-Mart,
they don't give a fuck about you.

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No, the Government's like this -
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they don't want you to use your drugs,
they want you to use their drugs.

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So every night on TV
you see a weird-ass drug commercial

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trying to get you hooked on some legal shit.
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And they just keep naming symptoms
till they get one that you fucking got, OK?

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It's like, "Are you sad? Are you lonely?
You got athlete's foot?

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"Are you hot? Are you cold? What you got?
You want this pill, huh, motherfucker.

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"You got to take this pill."
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They don't even tell you what the pill does.
You see a lady on a horse or a man in the tub.

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And they just keep naming symptoms.
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"Are you depressed? Are you lonely?
Do your teeth hurt?" What the fuck?

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I saw a commercial the other day
that said, "Do you go to bed at night

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"and wake up in the morning?"
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Shit they got one. I got that.
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I'm sick, I need that pill.
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The Government trying to get you hooked
on some legal fucking shit.

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And that's the truth, man.
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The reason coke and weed are illegal in
America don't got shit to do with yo safety.

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The reason that coke and weed
are illegal in America

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is cos the best coke and weed
ain't made in America.

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If they made the good shit here,
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there'd be a coke and weed restaurant
on every fucking corner.


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