Chris Rock: Never Scared
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White man makes alcohol, tastes great,
I love it, you love it, we all love it.

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Kills motherfuckers every single day, OK?
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Some of y'all ain't even gonna
make it home tonight cos of alcohol.

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Driving home,
"That Chris Rock sure is funny.

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"Oh, shit!"
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But it's all right cos it's all white.
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White man makes cigarettes. Cigarettes are
the most dangerous product known to man.

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Kills motherfuckers every fucking day.
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Cigarettes are so dangerous,
it kills motherfuckers that don't smoke!

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That's how fucking dangerous cigarettes are.
That's right.

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First-hand smoke, second-hand smoke,
people talking into machines.

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"Hey, what's up, man?
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"I love cigarettes. This shit is good."
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But it's all right cos it's all white.
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Shit, could you imagine
if the Philip Morris family

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was a bunch of jheri-curled niggers
from Mississippi.

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Do you know how illegal
a pack of cigarettes would be?

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You would get 60 years
for a pack of Newports.

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But it's all right cos it's all white. That's right.
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White man makes guns, nobody gives a fuck.
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White man makes guns, kids shoot up
each other in schools, nobody gives a fuck.

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White man makes guns, no problem.
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Black rapper says "gun",
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Congressional hearing.
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Like, "My God, that nigger said gun!
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"And he rhymed it with fun!"
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And that's why people hate America...
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the hypocrisy of our democracy, OK?
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That's why they hate America.
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But let me tell you right now,
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the number one reason people hate America,

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