Chris Rock: Never Scared
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For instance, during slavery, they used to take
the biggest, strongest slaves and breed them

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and try their best to make
big, strong super-slaves, OK?

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That's right. And there's evidence of that today.
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Like the NFL, for instance.
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NFL stands for Nigger Fucking Large.
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They bred the slaves, and this is why black
people dominate every physical activity

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in the United States of America.
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We're only 10%% of the population,
we're 90%% of the Final Four, OK?

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We fucking dominate all this shit, OK?
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Basketball, baseball, football,
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boxing, track, even golf and tennis.
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As soon as they make a heated hockey rink,
we gonna take that shit too.

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Motherfuck Wayne Gretzky.
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Wait till you see Lebron on some skates.
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You ain't seen shit yet.
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He just gonna have one skate, chilling,
"What's up?"

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He ain't gonna have a stick.
He gonna smack the puck with his dick.

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Slapshot bi-atch!
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So that's what they did
to the big, strong slaves.

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And you know what they did
to the smart ones?

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Or at least the ones they thought were smart.
They killed them. That's what they did.

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That's right. That was the policy
of the United States Government,

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to kill smart black people. That's right.
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So the real smart motherfuckers
had to hide the fact that they were smart.

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The law of the land was, if you read, you die.
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If you read, fucking die, OK?

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