Chris Rock: Never Scared
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Wait till you see Lebron on some skates.
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You ain't seen shit yet.
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He just gonna have one skate, chilling,
"What's up?"

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He ain't gonna have a stick.
He gonna smack the puck with his dick.

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Slapshot bi-atch!
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So that's what they did
to the big, strong slaves.

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And you know what they did
to the smart ones?

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Or at least the ones they thought were smart.
They killed them. That's what they did.

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That's right. That was the policy
of the United States Government,

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to kill smart black people. That's right.
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So the real smart motherfuckers
had to hide the fact that they were smart.

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The law of the land was, if you read, you die.
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If you read, fucking die, OK?
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So you know what that means? The first
black drug dealers didn't even sell drugs.

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They sold books.
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"Yo, man, I got two pages, man,
got two pages, man, check it out, man.

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"Yo, man, I got a word, check it out, man,
I got a new word.

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"I got a new word, man.
It's new, man, it's new, man."

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So think about the poor slaves
that could read but had to hide it.

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Think about the poor slaves that could read
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but was scared to teach they kids to read
for fear they'd be killing they kids.

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Think about the poor slave who used to drive
the buggy into town every day.

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Used to drive the buggy.
He's driving the buggy -

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and he could read.
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And up ahead he sees a real busy intersection.
He's driving the buggy.

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And then he sees a stop sign.
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Now he's got a real dilemma.

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