1:12:00
Start talking to the architect.
"I like the thing you put right there."
1:12:05
Start talking to the cook. "What's in the tea?"
1:12:08
"Water, bitch!
1:12:13
"Hurry up, we got a lot of not fucking to do.
1:12:17
"If you hurry up, we can not fuck all night."
1:12:22
I hate married fucking people, man.
1:12:24
And, fellas, once you get married, you become
your wife's pet. You become a fucking pet.
1:12:30
Cos women like to get they husbands together
that don't even know each other,
1:12:34
and have like a grown man play date.
1:12:38
Put you in a room with some other
married motherfucker
1:12:42
and go, "He likes baseball just like you."
1:12:48
And you're in some room with some fucking
stranger going, "I like baseball."
1:12:52
"I like baseball too. Yeah."
1:12:55
"Yeah, baseball, good."
"Yeah."
1:12:58
"Honey, who the fuck is this?
1:13:00
"Get me the fuck out of here,
I don't need no new friends.
1:13:03
"If you wanna help me out,
introduce me to a girl."
1:13:11
I hate married people, man.
1:13:12
Whenever I go out with other married couples,
I like to bring a single crackhead.
1:13:18
Just to spicen up the activities.
1:13:21
Come on, tell us
some of your cracky tales, please.
1:13:29
Married and bored, single and lonely.
1:13:33
The problem with relationships,
people want too much.
1:13:37
Everybody's looking for a soul mate.
1:13:40
"We're soul mates, we're one,
we're soul mates.
1:13:43
"I'm a Pisces, he's Aquarius, we're perfect.
We're soul mates, it's incredible.
1:13:49
"His moon is my star and it's a soul mate.
1:13:53
"We complete each other
and finish each other's sentences.
1:13:56
"The other day I said, 'Honey, it's gonna rain,'
and he said rain too!