:09:02
All right.
:09:04
Come over here. Turn around.
:09:06
What are you doing? Sit down.
:09:08
Button up and sit down.
:09:10
Look at this.
:09:11
This is a little ledger
of what we spent last year for Christmas.
:09:16
Look at some of this stuff.
What is this, $63 for ornament repair?
:09:20
You got to be kidding me. Look at the total.
:09:24
We spent $6,100 on Christmas last year.
:09:27
$6,100 on--
:09:30
I heard you the first time.
:09:32
-With precious little to show for it.
-Where is this going?
:09:38
The Caribbean.
:09:41
A 10-day luxury cruise on The Jubilee.
:09:45
The most luxurious ship in their fleet.
:09:47
Cayman Islands.
:09:50
Snorkeling. We go to Jamaica.
:09:52
We windsurf, whatever the heck that is.
Look at the picture here.
:09:55
The Bahamas. We sit in the sun.
10 days, luxury cruise, you and me.
:10:00
-I might have to lose a little weight.
-Heck, I'll lose it for you.
:10:03
What's the catch?
:10:07
I wouldn't call it a catch.
:10:13
We skip Christmas.
:10:16
We skip Christmas?
:10:18
We skip Christmas, save the money,
and spend it on us for a change.
:10:22
I don't know.
:10:23
Come on, please.
You and I go bask in the Caribbean sun.
:10:28
-How much is this gonna cost?
-$3,000.
:10:33
-We save money?
-Absolutely.
:10:40
We can still give our charitable donations...
:10:42
to Children's Hospital
and, of course, the church.
:10:45
No, this is a total boycott, honey. Total.
:10:48
It's $600.
:10:51
It's a total boycott.
:10:53
I'm afraid that's all I'm gonna say about that.
:10:55
Well, then, no.
:10:59
What a stupid idea.