:10:00
-I might have to lose a little weight.
-Heck, I'll lose it for you.
:10:03
What's the catch?
:10:07
I wouldn't call it a catch.
:10:13
We skip Christmas.
:10:16
We skip Christmas?
:10:18
We skip Christmas, save the money,
and spend it on us for a change.
:10:22
I don't know.
:10:23
Come on, please.
You and I go bask in the Caribbean sun.
:10:28
-How much is this gonna cost?
-$3,000.
:10:33
-We save money?
-Absolutely.
:10:40
We can still give our charitable donations...
:10:42
to Children's Hospital
and, of course, the church.
:10:45
No, this is a total boycott, honey. Total.
:10:48
It's $600.
:10:51
It's a total boycott.
:10:53
I'm afraid that's all I'm gonna say about that.
:10:55
Well, then, no.
:10:59
What a stupid idea.
:11:03
You're gonna let a lousy $600
stand between us and a Caribbean cruise.
:11:07
No. You are.
:11:15
All right, look.
:11:16
I'll match last year's contribution
to the church and to the hospital...
:11:20
but not a penny more.
:11:22
-When do we leave?
-High noon, Christmas day.
:11:29
It's not even Saturday night.
:11:36
I will not be celebrating Christmas this year.
:11:41
As many of you know, Blair has joined...
:11:44
the Peace Corps.
:11:50
So Nora and I have decided to avoid
the rituals of Christmas...
:11:53
save our money, and take a cruise.
:11:57
Therefore, I will not be participating
in the usual holiday rituals.