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An important list. Wouldn't you say?
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And you lost it?
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Yeah. I'm sorry.
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Sorry.
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Sorry? "Sorry" does not put
Humpty Dumpty back together again.
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- Do you believe in Humpty Dumpty?
- No.
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- Do you believe in Santa Claus?
- No.
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Nor do l.
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Nor do l, but my children do.
They are still small.
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But do you know who they like even
better than Santa Claus? His helper.
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Pedro el Negro. Black Peter.
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There's an old Mexican tale
that tells of how Santa Claus
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got so busy looking out
for the good children,
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that he had to hire some help
to look out for the bad children.
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So he hired Pedro.
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And Santa Claus gave him a list
with all the names of all the bad children.
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And Pedro would come every night
to check them out.
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And the people, the little kids
that were misbehaving,
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that were not saying their prayers,
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Pedro would leave a little
toy donkey on their windows.
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A little burro,
and he would come back.
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If they were still misbehaving,
Pedro would take them away
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and nobody would ever see them again.
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Now, if I am being Santa Claus,
and you are Pedro,
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how do you think
jolly old Santa Claus would feel
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if one day Pedro came into his office
and said, "l lost the list"?
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How fucking furious
do you think he will get?
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Tell me, Vincent.
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Tell me what you think.
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- [clears throat]
- What?
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I think...