Confidences trop intimes

Hi Willy. This is a men's thing.
Thanks a lot.
- My goodness, it's huge!
- The biggest on the market.

You're so lucky...
If you like it, I can get you one.
The importer works out in my club.

Very kind of you,
but I haven't got the license.

It's a joke, isn't it? Well, come on.
We have to hurry,
The traffic is terrible at this hour.

How strange, I knew you would say that.
- You aren't Zen at all.
- No, I am not Zen.

I have swallowed an umbrella,
and it was open.

You should chill out, mate.
What are you doing here?
Where is your wicked secretary?
It's her day off.
Why do you say she's wicked?

She looks like it.
- Where were you?
- At a client's, for a tax inspection.

- It went on for hours.
- You could have called me.

How could I?
And then we hadn't got an appointment.

- We did, it was for Wednesday.
- No, it was for Thursday.

No, it was for Wednesday.
I haven't dreamt of it.

Oops it was for Thursday.
- Sometimes I get confused, you know.
- Yes, I do.

I have to pee. I can't resist.