Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:04:00
It's just I'm trying
this new voicemail-dating thing.

:04:04
And, like, no one's even left me a message,
and it's been almost two months.

:04:08
There's someone out there for everybody.
:04:11
- You think?
- Absolutely.

:04:12
In some cases, there's two somebodies for
one person. I like to call that "the jackpot".

:04:17
See you later, dater.
:04:21
- Hey, Peter.
- Hey, Gordon.

:04:23
- I'm wailing on my glutes.
- Sounds great.

:04:25
I'm gonna shock the biceps later,
then some cardio. Keep the body guessing.

:04:29
- I like to keep my body guessing.
- Sure. I wanted to ask you something.

:04:34
- Did you catch the game last night?
- Can I say yes?

:04:36
Amateur curling championships
on ESPN8.

:04:39
- I had no idea.
- You missed a doozy. Really great stuff.

:04:42
I feel dumb for asking,
but how did you hear about it?

:04:45
- OSQ. Obscure Sports Quarterly.
- Of course, the OSQ.

:04:49
Started reading it in college, for the chicks.
:04:52
- I'm glad that worked out for you.
- Thanks, Peter.

:04:54
- Bye.
- Love the orange and love the headphones.

:04:57
When I come back,
I want you on a different machine.

:05:05
- You need a spot?
- I'm cool, Pete.

:05:07
OK, come on. Let's get this out of here.
You OK?

:05:10
- You're like a human Chinese puzzle.
- Thanks, Pete.

:05:14
All that weight is dangerous.
:05:17
It'll be worth it when I make the cheerleading
squad. Prove to Amber that I'm not a loser.

:05:21
Hang on a second. You wanna become
a cheerleader to prove you are not a loser?

:05:26
Yeah. Why?
:05:28
Nothing. High school's
changed a bit since I was a kid.

:05:31
Plus, all anyone ever remembers is
what happened at last year's tryouts.

:05:35
I'm the laughing stock of the school.
:05:37
I'm sure it's not that big of a deal.
What happened at last year's tryouts?

:05:43
Justin Redmond. Ready and super-psyched.
:05:45
- Hey, Amber.
- Hi, Justin. Good luck.

:05:49
Good luck to you, making yourjudgments.
:05:52
And from the girls' line,
we need girl number

:05:56
00, Martha Johnstone.

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