Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:03:05
Come on, baby, be there.
Be there.

:03:14
It's gonna be a good day.
I'm proud of you.

:03:28
We're just around the corner.
My gym's here. I promise we're almost there.

:03:34
You guys are lifesavers.
:03:36
I appreciate the effort.
Don't pull a hammy over it.

:03:44
Gimme that garbage.
Shouldn't you be on a treadmill?

:03:51
Hey, Peter.
:03:52
- How's my little tax shelter this morning?
- Everything's shipshape.

:03:56
Don't hold out on me. What's happening?
:04:00
It's just I'm trying
this new voicemail-dating thing.

:04:04
And, like, no one's even left me a message,
and it's been almost two months.

:04:08
There's someone out there for everybody.
:04:11
- You think?
- Absolutely.

:04:12
In some cases, there's two somebodies for
one person. I like to call that "the jackpot".

:04:17
See you later, dater.
:04:21
- Hey, Peter.
- Hey, Gordon.

:04:23
- I'm wailing on my glutes.
- Sounds great.

:04:25
I'm gonna shock the biceps later,
then some cardio. Keep the body guessing.

:04:29
- I like to keep my body guessing.
- Sure. I wanted to ask you something.

:04:34
- Did you catch the game last night?
- Can I say yes?

:04:36
Amateur curling championships
on ESPN8.

:04:39
- I had no idea.
- You missed a doozy. Really great stuff.

:04:42
I feel dumb for asking,
but how did you hear about it?

:04:45
- OSQ. Obscure Sports Quarterly.
- Of course, the OSQ.

:04:49
Started reading it in college, for the chicks.
:04:52
- I'm glad that worked out for you.
- Thanks, Peter.

:04:54
- Bye.
- Love the orange and love the headphones.

:04:57
When I come back,
I want you on a different machine.


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