Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Crash, no. Crash, out.
Bad dog. No grundle.
Come on down and join the winning team,
because here at Globo Gym,
we're better than you.

And we know it.
Spare me.
Mr La Fleur, this is Doris
from the Department of Water and Power.

We've been trying to reach you,
but your phone was disconnected.

We'll be shutting off
your water and power at 5pm today

due to an eight-month overdue account.
Thank you and have a nice day.

This is Seth from Videorama.
The following DVDs are now overdue.

Drunken Hussies 3, Backdoor Patrol 5
and Mona Lisa Smile. Thank you.

Come on, baby, be there.
Be there.

It's gonna be a good day.
I'm proud of you.

We're just around the corner.
My gym's here. I promise we're almost there.

You guys are lifesavers.
I appreciate the effort.
Don't pull a hammy over it.

Gimme that garbage.
Shouldn't you be on a treadmill?

Hey, Peter.
- How's my little tax shelter this morning?
- Everything's shipshape.

Don't hold out on me. What's happening?