Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:10:03
- Suffocated kumquat, perhaps?
- I'm trying to cut down on those.

:10:07
- They're good. They are good.
- Know what you mean.

:10:10
Walk with me.
:10:15
Hey, Brianna.
Cellulite seminar tomorrow, 0600.

:10:19
Nice job, Susie.
You call that a sit-up?

:10:22
Don't slack, Trevor.
I'm watching you.

:10:25
There's a good energy in the gym.
:10:26
Let me guess why you're here, Pete.
:10:28
Because I bought out
the second mortgage on your gym.

:10:31
You've got 30 days to make $50,000,
or your gym becomes my gym.

:10:36
I know we've had our differences...
:10:38
Is that what you call
sleeping with three of my female trainers?

:10:42
It was one night.
:10:43
Or the strip-o-gram you sent me
for the Globo Gym one-year anniversary?

:10:47
- It was meant to be congratulatory.
- It was also a man.

:10:50
Let's not get hung up on details.
:10:52
- We're both professionals.
- Really?

:10:55
Last I heard, my gym makes money.
Yours doesn't.

:10:58
My gym's worth over $4 million.
Your gym isn't worth four.

:11:02
I have shareholders.
You haven't even got cupholders.

:11:06
- Why would I want cupholders?
- The point is

:11:08
Globo Gym is a beacon
of human physical perfection.

:11:11
A benchmark in the fitness community.
:11:13
Your "gym" is a skid mark
on the underpants of society.

:11:18
See, Peter, I wasn't born
expecting the world to do me any favours.

:11:23
I earned this body
and I built this temple

:11:26
out of nothing more than
a little can-do attitude and elbow grease.

:11:29
And a large inheritance
from my father, Earl Goodman.

:11:32
So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build
a parking structure for my members, so be it.

:11:38
There's nothing you can do about it.
:11:40
In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that shit-heap
you call a gym into permanent nothingness.

:11:45
I can only hope that you, and the mongrel
race that comprise your membership,

:11:51
are inside it when I do.
:11:54
Show Mr La Fleur out.
:11:56
Turn it up high, Reggie.
:11:59
I wanna burn.

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