Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:11:02
I have shareholders.
You haven't even got cupholders.

:11:06
- Why would I want cupholders?
- The point is

:11:08
Globo Gym is a beacon
of human physical perfection.

:11:11
A benchmark in the fitness community.
:11:13
Your "gym" is a skid mark
on the underpants of society.

:11:18
See, Peter, I wasn't born
expecting the world to do me any favours.

:11:23
I earned this body
and I built this temple

:11:26
out of nothing more than
a little can-do attitude and elbow grease.

:11:29
And a large inheritance
from my father, Earl Goodman.

:11:32
So if I choose to level Average Joe's to build
a parking structure for my members, so be it.

:11:38
There's nothing you can do about it.
:11:40
In 30 days, I'll be bulldozing that shit-heap
you call a gym into permanent nothingness.

:11:45
I can only hope that you, and the mongrel
race that comprise your membership,

:11:51
are inside it when I do.
:11:54
Show Mr La Fleur out.
:11:56
Turn it up high, Reggie.
:11:59
I wanna burn.
:12:03
So that's the deal. We got 30 days
to raise $50,000, or Average Joe's is history.

:12:08
I got ten minutes. I'll open it up to some Q&A.
:12:12
No need to raise your hands,
it's an open forum. OK, Owen, kick us off.

:12:15
Yes, Peter, - and I'm just spitballing here -
:12:19
but why don't we pay it off
in Canadian dollars and save some money?

:12:24
Just so you know, if that's a route
you want to follow, it's 50,000 American.

:12:28
It would be 70,000, roughly, Canadian dollars.
:12:31
- How are we gonna come up with $120,000?
- Owen, you don't add them together.

:12:36
Technically, Peter, I'm sorry to say this,
but it's more like $73,313...

:12:40
It doesn't matter. We can't come up
with $50,000. We're screwed.

:12:44
Gar.
:12:46
- It's an insurmountable amount of money.
- No, it's not insurmountable. Come on.

:12:51
We can'tjust sit back
and let Globo Gym take us over.

:12:54
Average Joe's is too important.
:12:57
Where do you go
when your wife changes the locks?

:12:59
- Average Joe's.
- Right.


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