:15:03
- Cool.
- It's ajoke. He sent it to us as an insult.
:15:07
Maybe we could sell 'em for cash
cos the car wash cost us money.
:15:11
- We're further away from saving this place?
- Yes.
:15:13
- We'll never raise enough money.
- This blows.
:15:16
Guys, I know this is tough to take,
:15:18
but if an impromptu car wash
doesn't raise us the $50,000 we need,
:15:22
I guess itjust isn't in the cards.
:15:24
Trust me here. If there was any way in
the world we could raise $50,000 in 30 days,
:15:30
short of robbing a bank, I'd do it.
:15:33
We could sell blood and semen.
:15:35
What? Not mixed together.
:15:37
Guys, I love the enthusiasm,
:15:39
I love the energy here,
but we're looking at this the wrong way.
:15:42
Let's celebrate the good times
that was Joe's.
:15:45
We gotta start looking at this Irish-wake style.
:15:51
Let me be the first
to say goodbye to Average Joe's.
:15:55
We gave it a hell of a run, guys.
Now let's try to have some fun.
:15:59
I'm gonna put on "The Thong Song",
and we'll tear this place apart.
:16:03
Wait, wait. Peter. Peter.
:16:05
We could play dodgeball.
:16:08
That's very nice, Gordon, but everyone's
tired. Playing a game isn't gonna help.
:16:12
There's a tournament in Las Vegas.
I feel so dumb I didn't think about it before.
:16:18
I read about
the Las Vegas International Dodgeball Open
:16:21
every year in Obscure Sports Quarterly.
:16:23
Of course. That's a totally common thing.
:16:26
The best part is it's open to any team
that wins a regional qualifying match.
:16:30
- How is dodgeball gonna get us the $50,000?
- They have a cash prize for the winner.
:16:35
- How much?
- $50,000.
:16:38
Guys, we are not gonna get $50,000
for playing dodgeball.
:16:41
- Why not?
- None of us know how to play dodgeball.
:16:45
I do. We played it in PE last year.
They showed us this film about it.
:16:49
- Can you get your hands on that film?
- Sure, I guess.
:16:52
Can we please try to be serious
here for one second?
:16:55
You said anything we could do to raise
the money. This is that anything. This is it.