Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:14:00
The girls beat us fair and square.
:14:02
I am gonna be a gentleman about it and
congratulate every one of them, personally.

:14:08
Guys. Not to be a nay-sayer or anything,
but the only customer we've had

:14:13
is that weird guy
who keeps paying Justin to wash his truck.

:14:22
That's it, boy.
Get in there nice and deep, like.

:14:29
- That's not good.
- Gar. This sucks.

:14:43
Relax, Justin, it's just a cutout.
:14:46
At Globo Gym,
we're better than you and we know it.

:14:50
Sign up now.
:14:53
Do you smell that fitness? I do.
:14:55
Rock it and shock it, baby.
:14:57
You gotta burn it to earn it.
:14:59
- What's in the envelope?
- Free 30-day memberships to Globo Gym.

:15:03
- Cool.
- It's ajoke. He sent it to us as an insult.

:15:07
Maybe we could sell 'em for cash
cos the car wash cost us money.

:15:11
- We're further away from saving this place?
- Yes.

:15:13
- We'll never raise enough money.
- This blows.

:15:16
Guys, I know this is tough to take,
:15:18
but if an impromptu car wash
doesn't raise us the $50,000 we need,

:15:22
I guess itjust isn't in the cards.
:15:24
Trust me here. If there was any way in
the world we could raise $50,000 in 30 days,

:15:30
short of robbing a bank, I'd do it.
:15:33
We could sell blood and semen.
:15:35
What? Not mixed together.
:15:37
Guys, I love the enthusiasm,
:15:39
I love the energy here,
but we're looking at this the wrong way.

:15:42
Let's celebrate the good times
that was Joe's.

:15:45
We gotta start looking at this Irish-wake style.
:15:51
Let me be the first
to say goodbye to Average Joe's.

:15:55
We gave it a hell of a run, guys.
Now let's try to have some fun.

:15:59
I'm gonna put on "The Thong Song",
and we'll tear this place apart.


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