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The object of the game
is to eliminate the opposing players.
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Once all the players on one team are
eliminated, the opposing team wins.
:22:11
Wow. I can't wait
to get the fellas together and play.
:22:17
Hang on a second there, sport.
:22:20
- Patches O'Houlihan.
- That's right, Timmy.
:22:23
Patches O'Houlihan. Seven-time ADAA
All-Star is here to take you the rest of the way.
:22:29
- Jeepers. Really?
- You betcha, champ.
:22:33
If you catch a ball that's thrown at you
before it hits the ground,
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the player who threw that ball is out,
not you.
:22:40
Plus, another player from your team
gets to come back into the game.
:22:45
- It's a two-player swing.
- Thanks, Patches.
:22:48
I can't wait to start my own team at school.
:22:51
Attaboy, Tiger.
:22:53
But remember, dodgeball is a sport
of violence, exclusion and degradation.
:22:59
So, when you're picking players in gym class,
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remember to pick the bigger,
stronger kids for your team.
:23:06
That way, you can all gang up
on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
:23:16
Nice one, son.
You'll be an all-star yet.
:23:19
Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball.
:23:22
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and
:23:25
dodge.
:23:27
Till next time.
This is Patches O'Houlihan,
:23:30
saying, "Take care of your balls
and they'll take care of you."
:23:36
OK, guys. Any questions? Great.
:23:39
I signed us up for the sub-regional qualifier
tomorrow at the Waldorf rec centre.
:23:43
But we haven't even practised yet.
:23:45
We have to qualify for the Vegas Open.
Tomorrow's regional's our last chance.
:23:49
Everyone, just relax. I've always found
the best way to learn a sport is by playing it.
:23:54
If anyone needs me,
I'll be in my office doing Mad Libs.
:23:57
Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot.
:23:59
OK, I think everybody knows...