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remember to pick the bigger,
stronger kids for your team.
:23:06
That way, you can all gang up
on the weaker ones, like Winston here.
:23:16
Nice one, son.
You'll be an all-star yet.
:23:19
Just remember the five Ds of dodgeball.
:23:22
Dodge, duck, dip, dive and
:23:25
dodge.
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Till next time.
This is Patches O'Houlihan,
:23:30
saying, "Take care of your balls
and they'll take care of you."
:23:36
OK, guys. Any questions? Great.
:23:39
I signed us up for the sub-regional qualifier
tomorrow at the Waldorf rec centre.
:23:43
But we haven't even practised yet.
:23:45
We have to qualify for the Vegas Open.
Tomorrow's regional's our last chance.
:23:49
Everyone, just relax. I've always found
the best way to learn a sport is by playing it.
:23:54
If anyone needs me,
I'll be in my office doing Mad Libs.
:23:57
Thanks, Peter. Appreciate that a lot.
:23:59
OK, I think everybody knows...
:24:05
- Don't you have an office of your own?
- Yes, I do have an office.
:24:09
A very nice office
with a view and air-conditioning.
:24:12
- Rub it in.
- What I don't have in my office is a closet
:24:15
of 30 years of financial transactions,
devoid of any filing system known to man.
:24:20
Hard to believe I only got a semester
ofjunior college under my belt.
:24:24
Do you realise you haven't collected
any membership fees in 13 months?
:24:28
I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy,
or do you really not have a goal in life?
:24:32
I found that if you have a goal,
you might not reach it.
:24:36
But if you don't have one,
then you are never disappointed.
:24:40
I gotta tell you, it feels phenomenal.
:24:44
I guess that makes sense, in a really sad way.
:24:47
Sad? You wanna know what's sad?
:24:50
Six grown men playing dodgeball.
:24:53
Since I'm here, I'm gonna go ahead
and do some abs, go shock it up.
:24:57
I like to work out all the time
for this kind of sporting event.