Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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Unfortunately for Troop 417,
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during the ADAA-required
random drug screening,

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one of your player's urine tested positive
for three separate types of anabolic steroids,

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and a low-grade beaver tranquilliser.
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I'm afraid, by rule,
your team must be disqualified.

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Goddamn you, Bernice.
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By the power vested in me,
I declare the winner of this year's

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Dodgeball Regional Qualifying Tournament
and Grammar Jamboree to be

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Average Joe's Gym.
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You lied.
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All I'm saying to you, Kate, is that you can
admit the real reason why you showed up.

:28:50
I was in the neighbourhood and
I thought you could use a cheering section.

:28:54
Kate, if you wannajoin the team,
all you have to do is ask.

:28:58
Thank you, Peter. I don't.
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It is obvious that you dig me.
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- You're hooked on La Fleur.
- God.

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I've been through this many times. I'm sorry.
You can't stay away from me. I'm so stupid.

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I'll admit that, in spite of yourself, you have
brief moments where you're not completely...

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What? I'm not completely what?
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Pathetic.
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Hey, White. I didn't think
that Nazi camp got out until eight.

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- Did you decide to skip arts and crafts?
- Yes, I did.

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Hello, Kate.
I wasn't aware I was paying you to socialise.

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- You're not. I'm off the clock.
- Isn't it "convenient" for you, and the clock?

:29:43
I dropped by to congratulate you
on your victory by disqualification

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and introduce you to the team that
will win the Las Vegas Dodgeball Open.

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My team.
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Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to
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Blade.
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Laser.

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