Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:27:16
I'm gonna send you to hell.
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- I'm really sorry. Are you all right?
- Why would you hit a girl? Why?

:27:32
I am so sorry. Are you OK?
:27:37
Winner - Troop 417.
:27:39
In your face.
:27:41
You're adopted.
Your parents don't even love you.

:27:48
And now, without further ado,
it gives me great pleasure to award...

:27:56
I'm sorry.
We have a bit of a problem here.

:28:00
Unfortunately for Troop 417,
:28:03
during the ADAA-required
random drug screening,

:28:07
one of your player's urine tested positive
for three separate types of anabolic steroids,

:28:12
and a low-grade beaver tranquilliser.
:28:16
I'm afraid, by rule,
your team must be disqualified.

:28:21
Goddamn you, Bernice.
:28:23
By the power vested in me,
I declare the winner of this year's

:28:27
Dodgeball Regional Qualifying Tournament
and Grammar Jamboree to be

:28:32
Average Joe's Gym.
:28:37
You lied.
:28:45
All I'm saying to you, Kate, is that you can
admit the real reason why you showed up.

:28:50
I was in the neighbourhood and
I thought you could use a cheering section.

:28:54
Kate, if you wannajoin the team,
all you have to do is ask.

:28:58
Thank you, Peter. I don't.

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