Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:32:00
Jokey... Joke-maker.
:32:02
But let me hit you with
some knowledge. Quit now.

:32:05
Save yourself the embarrassment of losing
with these losers in Las Vegas, La Fleur.

:32:10
Alliteration aside,
I'll take my chances in the tournament.

:32:14
- Yeah, you will take your chances.
- I know. I just said that.

:32:18
- I know you did.
- I'm not sure where you're going with this.

:32:21
- I'm not sure where you're going with this.
- That's what I said.

:32:25
- That's what I'm saying to you.
- All right.

:32:29
Touché.
:32:33
We're gonna split,
but we'll see you at the tournament.

:32:36
And, La Fleur, best bring your bib
cos it's gonna get messy.

:32:45
Are you all right? You OK?
:32:49
Let's bounce. Cobras.
:32:55
OK, guys, let's just get ourselves cleaned up
and head on home, all right?

:33:07
Hey, you.
:33:08
That was the worst damn display
of dodgeball I've seen in 40 years.

:33:13
You want a dodgeball victory,
you've gotta grab it by its haunches

:33:16
and hump it into submission.
That's the only way.

:33:20
OK, crazy guy. I'm gonna go home now.
:33:23
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.
:33:27
The name's Patches O'Houlihan.
:33:30
I'm your new coach.
:33:33
Patches O'Houlihan?
The guy from the dodgeball film?

:33:35
- Yeah. He said he wants to coach us.
- You said yes?

:33:38
I figured the steady hand of a seasoned
dodgeball coach could only benefit us.

:33:42
A'iight.
But he's not weird or anything, is he?

:33:45
No. No, he's totally normal.
:33:59
I love the smell of queef in the morning.

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