:33:07
Hey, you.
:33:08
That was the worst damn display
of dodgeball I've seen in 40 years.
:33:13
You want a dodgeball victory,
you've gotta grab it by its haunches
:33:16
and hump it into submission.
That's the only way.
:33:20
OK, crazy guy. I'm gonna go home now.
:33:23
I ain't crazy and I ain't a guy.
:33:27
The name's Patches O'Houlihan.
:33:30
I'm your new coach.
:33:33
Patches O'Houlihan?
The guy from the dodgeball film?
:33:35
- Yeah. He said he wants to coach us.
- You said yes?
:33:38
I figured the steady hand of a seasoned
dodgeball coach could only benefit us.
:33:42
A'iight.
But he's not weird or anything, is he?
:33:45
No. No, he's totally normal.
:33:59
I love the smell of queef in the morning.
:34:02
I mean normal for us.
:34:05
Line up, ladies.
:34:06
- What does he mean, line up?
- Now.
:34:12
If you're gonna learn to be
true dodgeballers,
:34:15
then you've got to learn
the five Ds of dodgeball:
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dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
:34:22
If you master the five Ds,
no amount of balls on earth can hit you.
:34:29
- Queer bait, go ahead.
- Me, or...
:34:32
Yeah, shouldn't we learn by dodging balls
that are thrown at us, or...
:34:37
That's what this sack of wrenches is for.
:34:46
If you can dodge a wrench,
you can dodge a ball.
:34:48
What?