Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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I mean normal for us.
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Line up, ladies.
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- What does he mean, line up?
- Now.

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If you're gonna learn to be
true dodgeballers,

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then you've got to learn
the five Ds of dodgeball:

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dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
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If you master the five Ds,
no amount of balls on earth can hit you.

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- Queer bait, go ahead.
- Me, or...

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Yeah, shouldn't we learn by dodging balls
that are thrown at us, or...

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That's what this sack of wrenches is for.
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If you can dodge a wrench,
you can dodge a ball.

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What?
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Any other questions?
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My God.
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Yeah. Patches, are you sure
that this is completely necessary?

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Necessary?
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- Is it necessary for me to drink my urine?
- Probably not.

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No. But I do it anyway
because it's sterile and I like the taste.

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OK.
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If you're leading this squad, La Fleur, you've
got to learn to do the dance in the dark.

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Here, put that on.
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All right, ladies, buckle up.
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It's showtime.
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Dodge, duck, dip. Dive.
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Dodge.
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Dive.
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Dip. Dive. Dodge.
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I've got three weeks to whip you
suck-ass failure junkies into shape.

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Come on. I get better runs in my shorts.
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Catch a ball, one of their guys goes out.
One of our guys comes back in.


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