Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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We got lucky in the first round.
:52:03
We caught those dirty Krauts napping,
but that won't happen again,

:52:07
so blow out the horse hockey
and remember what I taught you.

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Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low
and will someone catch a goddamned ball?

:52:17
It's like watching a bunch of retards
trying to fuck a doorknob out there.

:52:22
Get it together.
Let's play some dodgeball.

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Hands in.
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One, two, three, Joe's.
:52:31
- Average Joe's ready?
- Yes.

:52:33
Lumberjacks, ready?
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Dodgeball.
:52:37
Average Joe's has a tough job,
facing the Lumberjacks.

:52:40
These woodsmen probably haven't
even smelt a woman in eight months.

:52:44
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
:52:46
- Clean hit. You're out.
- In the deer gut.

:52:49
- Average Joe's looking tough.
- Yes.

:52:57
There's a souvenir for a lucky fan.
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Timber. Peter La Fleur nails him.
That's all she wrote, folks.

:53:06
Average Joe's does some clear-cutting of
their own and moves onto the quarterfinal.

:53:12
Globo Gym hoping to drop an A-bomb
on the Kamikazes.

:53:15
I don't know how they can play
in diapers, Cotton. I never could.

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Peekaboo.
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White Goodman, employing
his patented peekaboo-style attack,

:53:23
tells Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa this is my dojo.
:53:28
Is he gonna feel it tomorrow?
Right in his beak.

:53:31
A relentless Globo Gym attack led by
their Lilliputian leader, White Goodman.

:53:36
It's gotta be the hair. It's beautiful.
:53:39
Feathered and lethal.
You just don't see it nowadays.

:53:45
Globo Gym says, "Domo arigato, Mr Roboto",
and breezes into the semifinals.

:53:53
Skillz That Killz, ready?
Average Joe's, ready? Dodgeball.

:53:56
Average Joe's planning
to playa hate Skillz That Killz,


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