:52:01
We got lucky in the first round.
:52:03
We caught those dirty Krauts napping,
but that won't happen again,
:52:07
so blow out the horse hockey
and remember what I taught you.
:52:11
Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low
and will someone catch a goddamned ball?
:52:17
It's like watching a bunch of retards
trying to fuck a doorknob out there.
:52:22
Get it together.
Let's play some dodgeball.
:52:26
Hands in.
:52:28
One, two, three, Joe's.
:52:31
- Average Joe's ready?
- Yes.
:52:33
Lumberjacks, ready?
:52:36
Dodgeball.
:52:37
Average Joe's has a tough job,
facing the Lumberjacks.
:52:40
These woodsmen probably haven't
even smelt a woman in eight months.
:52:44
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
:52:46
- Clean hit. You're out.
- In the deer gut.
:52:49
- Average Joe's looking tough.
- Yes.
:52:57
There's a souvenir for a lucky fan.
:53:02
Timber. Peter La Fleur nails him.
That's all she wrote, folks.
:53:06
Average Joe's does some clear-cutting of
their own and moves onto the quarterfinal.
:53:12
Globo Gym hoping to drop an A-bomb
on the Kamikazes.
:53:15
I don't know how they can play
in diapers, Cotton. I never could.
:53:19
Peekaboo.
:53:20
White Goodman, employing
his patented peekaboo-style attack,
:53:23
tells Suzuki Toyota Oshinawa this is my dojo.
:53:28
Is he gonna feel it tomorrow?
Right in his beak.
:53:31
A relentless Globo Gym attack led by
their Lilliputian leader, White Goodman.
:53:36
It's gotta be the hair. It's beautiful.
:53:39
Feathered and lethal.
You just don't see it nowadays.
:53:45
Globo Gym says, "Domo arigato, Mr Roboto",
and breezes into the semifinals.
:53:53
Skillz That Killz, ready?
Average Joe's, ready? Dodgeball.
:53:56
Average Joe's planning
to playa hate Skillz That Killz,