Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:51:06
- Sorry.
- Justin?

:51:08
Amber.
Jeez Louise, what are you doing here?

:51:10
- The National Cheerleading Championships.
- Oh, yeah, the NCCs. That's so awesome.

:51:15
- We're in the finals tomorrow. And you?
- I'm in the dodgeball tournament.

:51:19
These are my team-mates,
Dwight, Ms Veatch and Gordon.

:51:24
This is Amber.
:51:26
Come on, I wanna ride the roller coaster.
:51:28
- Hey, Derek. Sweet 'do, man.
- Get bent, helmet. Let's go, Amber.

:51:33
- It was nice to see you. Good luck tomorrow.
- And also you. You look healthy... good.

:51:39
What?
:51:41
Don't worry about that guy, Justin.
He's a total jerk.

:51:44
He'll probably fall off the roller coaster
and break every bone.

:51:47
- Nice, Dwight.
- I'm just saying, it happens.

:51:50
My cousin Ray-Ray. Boop. Dead.
:51:53
Thanks, man.
:51:58
Let's huddle up here.
We've got some work to do.

:52:01
We got lucky in the first round.
:52:03
We caught those dirty Krauts napping,
but that won't happen again,

:52:07
so blow out the horse hockey
and remember what I taught you.

:52:11
Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low
and will someone catch a goddamned ball?

:52:17
It's like watching a bunch of retards
trying to fuck a doorknob out there.

:52:22
Get it together.
Let's play some dodgeball.

:52:26
Hands in.
:52:28
One, two, three, Joe's.
:52:31
- Average Joe's ready?
- Yes.

:52:33
Lumberjacks, ready?
:52:36
Dodgeball.
:52:37
Average Joe's has a tough job,
facing the Lumberjacks.

:52:40
These woodsmen probably haven't
even smelt a woman in eight months.

:52:44
They must masturbate a lot, Cotton.
:52:46
- Clean hit. You're out.
- In the deer gut.

:52:49
- Average Joe's looking tough.
- Yes.

:52:57
There's a souvenir for a lucky fan.

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