:55:02
Average Joe's down to their final two players.
:55:06
La Fleur can't hold on.
He's gotta sit down.
:55:09
- Time out. Gordy.
- Time out. Time out.
:55:12
Time. Time is out.
:55:13
It looks like the clock is about to
strike midnight on this Cinderella story,
:55:17
turning Average Joe's
into the proverbial pumpkin.
:55:20
I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton.
:55:24
You won't hit 'em. They're too good,
and you suck somethin' awful.
:55:27
- Yes, sir. I do.
- Our only shot is for you to get angry.
:55:31
- Roger that. OK.
- All right. Hands in.
:55:35
- One, two, three.
- Joe's.
:55:38
You gotta get angry. Get angry now.
:55:41
Gordon Pibb, alone, facing five Cougars.
It's all over but the crying.
:55:45
Sayonara, auf Wiedersehen and goodbye.
:56:01
- Dodgeball.
- Let the dodgeball slaughter begin.
:56:05
Good deflection there.
:56:07
Hang on. And another one.
:56:09
Three balls at once. Who knew?
:56:12
Four on one.
Pibb won't go down without a fight.
:56:14
That's it.
:56:17
- You're kidding me.
- He's callin' 'em out.
:56:21
Now it's two on one. Who'd have thunk it?
:56:23
- Go, you crazy son of a bitch. Go.
- He's on the warpath.
:56:30
Incredible. It's one on one.
:56:32
- I can't believe it.
- It's just not believable, Cotton.
:56:44
Winner.
:56:45
Average Joe's wins.
:56:48
They are going to the finals
to play Globo Gym for $50,000.
:56:53
- That'll buy one heck of a pumpkin.
- Right you are, Pep.
:56:57
I never would have dreamed it possible.
:56:59
But with seven-time ADAA All-Star
Patches O'Houlihan at the helm,