Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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- Dodgeball.
- Let the dodgeball slaughter begin.

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Good deflection there.
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Hang on. And another one.
:56:09
Three balls at once. Who knew?
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Four on one.
Pibb won't go down without a fight.

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That's it.
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- You're kidding me.
- He's callin' 'em out.

:56:21
Now it's two on one. Who'd have thunk it?
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- Go, you crazy son of a bitch. Go.
- He's on the warpath.

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Incredible. It's one on one.
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- I can't believe it.
- It's just not believable, Cotton.

:56:44
Winner.
:56:45
Average Joe's wins.
:56:48
They are going to the finals
to play Globo Gym for $50,000.

:56:53
- That'll buy one heck of a pumpkin.
- Right you are, Pep.

:56:57
I never would have dreamed it possible.
:56:59
But with seven-time ADAA All-Star
Patches O'Houlihan at the helm,

:57:04
I guess it must be the luck of the Irish.
:57:10
Tomorrow we're gonna pecker-slap
those Globo Gym bastards.

:57:14
Yeah.
:57:15
- You really think we can beat Globo Gym?
- As long as we got Patches, we got a shot.

:57:26
My God.
:57:28
Well, it's probably the way
he would have wanted to go.

:57:32
- What?
- What are we gonna do without Patches?

:57:36
We're gonna get our taints handed to us.
:57:38
- What's a taint?
- I dunno. Sounds bad.

:57:42
Maybe you should
go say something to the guys.

:57:45
Yeah.
:57:46
They don't make a "sorry your coach just got
crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.

:57:54
I'll be right back.

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