Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
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:57:04
I guess it must be the luck of the Irish.
:57:10
Tomorrow we're gonna pecker-slap
those Globo Gym bastards.

:57:14
Yeah.
:57:15
- You really think we can beat Globo Gym?
- As long as we got Patches, we got a shot.

:57:26
My God.
:57:28
Well, it's probably the way
he would have wanted to go.

:57:32
- What?
- What are we gonna do without Patches?

:57:36
We're gonna get our taints handed to us.
:57:38
- What's a taint?
- I dunno. Sounds bad.

:57:42
Maybe you should
go say something to the guys.

:57:45
Yeah.
:57:46
They don't make a "sorry your coach just got
crushed by two tons of irony" Hallmark card.

:57:54
I'll be right back.
:58:07
What?
:58:09
We're opening a new Globo Gym in Mexico
City. I've been boning up on my Spanish.

:58:16
Me'Shell was having some digestive
problems. I hope you don't mind.

:58:19
Will you shut that?
:58:21
For all of us, baby.
:58:26
So that's the deal. I give you $100,000,
you sign over the deed to your gym.

:58:32
Period.
:58:34
End o'story.
:58:36
You really think you can come here and buy
me out, you're a lot dumber than I thought.

:58:41
Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you
thought I'd think that I thought I was once.

:58:47
Look, Peter, I know what it's like.
:58:50
Really. For all our blustery back-and-forth,
we're really pretty much the same guy.

:58:54
We're both leaders. And I like
what you've done with the gym over there.

:58:58
I love the whole "I'm not OK, you're not OK,
but that's OK" thing you got going.


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