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Excuse me, miss. I was wondering if...
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You are the one who stares at me.
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Why is this?
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Because I think you're
the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Watch it, freak.
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Go back to Treasure Island.
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Fag.
1:02:43
Screw you.
1:02:57
Katie, bar the door.
It's time for the championship match
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here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".
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We've seen it all here, folks.
Grit, determination, incontinence.
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And it's all come down to this -
a Cinderella story.
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Average Joe's Gymnasium hopes to
drive their vorpal blade snicker-snack
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into the heart of the dodgeball Jabberwocky
that is the Globo Gym Purple Cobras,
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and walk away with $50,000
in stone-cold cash.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome
to what you've all been waiting for.
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A David-and-Goliath story
truer than the Bible itself.
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The championship dodgeball match
here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".
1:03:36
Peter?
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Peter?
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Hello?
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Peter?
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Come on, everybody headed down...
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So what happens on a double fault?
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On a double fault you go to sudden-death
elimination. It's Continuation Rule 113-D.