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here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".
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We've seen it all here, folks.
Grit, determination, incontinence.
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And it's all come down to this -
a Cinderella story.
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Average Joe's Gymnasium hopes to
drive their vorpal blade snicker-snack
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into the heart of the dodgeball Jabberwocky
that is the Globo Gym Purple Cobras,
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and walk away with $50,000
in stone-cold cash.
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Hello, everybody, and welcome
to what you've all been waiting for.
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A David-and-Goliath story
truer than the Bible itself.
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The championship dodgeball match
here on ESPN8 - the "Ocho".
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Peter?
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Peter?
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Hello?
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Peter?
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Come on, everybody headed down...
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So what happens on a double fault?
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On a double fault you go to sudden-death
elimination. It's Continuation Rule 113-D.
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- Whatever.
- Hey, guys, wait up.
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Justin.
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- I've been looking for you everywhere.
- Really? I mean, why? What's up?
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Derek fell off the roller coaster
and broke every bone in his body.
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My God, that's awful.
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We were the centre Kewpie. With no
centre Kewpie we can't do our routine.
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- No. I'm sorry.
- You gotta do it.
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What?
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No, no, no, no, no. I can't.
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Please. You are the only one in Las Vegas
who knows our routine.
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- The dodgeball championship's at noon.
- You'll be back in time. I promise.
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- All right, I'll do it.
- Yes.
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- I gotta tell the guys.
- No. No time.
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- I gotta tell the guys.
- No time.
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Average Joe's are a 50-1 underdog here today.
No one is giving them much of a chance.
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What do you think, Pep?
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I spoke to White Goodman before the match