1:19:02
Dodgeball.
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Goodbye, Peter.
1:19:13
I always knew you were weak.
1:19:19
Air Goodman, comin' at ya.
1:19:29
Down goes Goodman.
Down goes Goodman.
1:19:32
Winner. Average Joe's.
1:19:39
Do you believe in unlikelihoods?
1:19:42
Average Joe's shocking the dodgeball world
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and upsetting Globo Gym
in the championship match.
1:19:50
Unbelievable.
1:19:51
I have been to the Great Wall of China.
I have seen the Pyramids of Egypt.
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I've even witnessed a grown man
satisfy a camel.
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But never in all my years as a sportscaster
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have I witnessed something as improbable,
as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.
1:20:05
The little team that could, Average Joe's
Gymnasium, underdogs throughout,
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stand before us, aglow,
as true dodgeball champions.
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On behalf of the American Dodgeball
Association of America,
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it is my honour to present to you
this cheque for $50,000.
1:20:30
What are you so happy about, La Fleur?
None of this matters.
1:20:33
You signed your gym over to me last night,
remember? You lost, I won.
1:20:37
Suck failure, freaks.
1:20:39
Peter, is that true?
1:20:43
Yeah, it's true.
1:20:45
It's true I sold Average Joe's to White.
1:20:48
It's true that every man has his price.
1:20:50
And it's also true that money won
is a lot sweeter than money earned.
1:20:55
- Now he's a philosophiser.
- Excuse us. Step aside, please.