1:20:00
have I witnessed something as improbable,
as impossible, as what we've witnessed here.
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The little team that could, Average Joe's
Gymnasium, underdogs throughout,
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stand before us, aglow,
as true dodgeball champions.
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On behalf of the American Dodgeball
Association of America,
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it is my honour to present to you
this cheque for $50,000.
1:20:30
What are you so happy about, La Fleur?
None of this matters.
1:20:33
You signed your gym over to me last night,
remember? You lost, I won.
1:20:37
Suck failure, freaks.
1:20:39
Peter, is that true?
1:20:43
Yeah, it's true.
1:20:45
It's true I sold Average Joe's to White.
1:20:48
It's true that every man has his price.
1:20:50
And it's also true that money won
is a lot sweeter than money earned.
1:20:55
- Now he's a philosophiser.
- Excuse us. Step aside, please.
1:21:00
Your winnings, Mr La Fleur.
Congratulations.
1:21:03
- Right on time. I appreciate it. Thank you.
- What is that? What winnings?
1:21:07
Gosh, I totally forgot to tell you. I took the
$100,000 bribe that you gave me last night,
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and I put it on us to win.
We were going off at 50-1.
1:21:14
Anyone? Top of your head?
What's 50 times $100,000?
1:21:18
$50,000?
1:21:19
$5 million. Peter, are you kidding me?
1:21:23
Surprise.
1:21:28
Stick it in your ear, La Fleur. I wouldn't sell
you your gym back for all King Midas's silver.
1:21:33
The gym is mine. So you can take your band
of yellow-bellied losers and crawl out of here.
1:21:38
You're right. I can't make you
sell Average Joe's to me.
1:21:41
So I guess I'll just take your advice
and invest in something.
1:21:45
- Say the controlling stake of Globo Gym.
- That's preposterous. I'd never allow it.
1:21:49
Globo Gym is a publicly traded company.
There's nothing you can do about it.
1:21:53
So I would control Globo Gym
and everything that Globo Gym owns,
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which, as of last night, is Average Joe's Gym.