:06:01
Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
:06:04
Listen to yourself, all right?
:06:06
You met a "cool guy" on the "internet."
This is how these sexual predators work.
:06:12
Next thing you know,
he'll want to "arrange a meeting"
:06:15
where he will gas you,
stuff you in the back of his van,
:06:18
and make a wind chime
out of your genitals.
:06:21
Come on, let's go to Wade's.
:06:22
All right.
Screw it. Let's go.
:06:25
I'm not gonna let Fiona
ruin my graduation night.
:06:28
Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
:06:44
- What's up, losers?
- What's up, Jenny?
:06:46
What's up, dude?
:06:47
Sorry to hear about Fiona.
She's a whore.
:06:50
That's very sweet of you.
Thanks.
:06:51
Enough Fiona talk. Look around.
There's gotta be 100 drunk girls.
:06:55
We should try to have sex
with every one of 'em.
:06:57
Hello? Mixed company?
:06:59
What?
:07:01
- I'm a girl!
- No, you're not.
:07:03
- You're just a cool guy with long hair.
- So, where's your evil twin brother?
:07:07
Jenny!
:07:09
There he is.
:07:10
Hey, Jamie.
In fine form, I see.
:07:14
Why'd you get me
gin and tonic?
:07:17
- I hate gin.
- You do?
:07:20
You guys are the worst twins ever!
:07:25
Chug! Chug!
:07:30
- When are you guys taking off?
- Tomorrow morning.
:07:33
Hey, Wade!
Great party, buddy.
:07:37
Man, I am so excited!
:07:39
A whole summer,
backpacking around Europe.
:07:41
You should've come with us instead of
working for Dr. Dad, Scotty!
:07:45
It's gonna be so awesome!
:07:48
Yeah. I planned every detail of the trip
to maximize the fun!
:07:53
You brought a guidebook to a party?
:07:55
- Do you wanna see my itinerary?
- Do you wanna see my balls?
:07:59
You guys decide where
you're gonna go first?