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:05:01
Oh, my God.
:05:05
Fiona!
:05:13
Let's see that again.
:05:18
Fiona!
:05:20
- This is just so brutal.
:05:22
And yet I can't look away.
Bert, play it again. Come on.

:05:27
- Fiona!
- Bert, get out of here.

:05:30
OK.See you.
:05:32
All right. Stay black, Bert.
:05:35
"Fiona!"
:05:38
Mail, motherfucker!
:05:40
Hey, I got one from Mieke.
:05:46
"Happy Herzlichen."
:05:47
Still writing that guy?
I thought that was for German class.

:05:51
Yeah at first, but we're
actually becoming good friends.

:05:54
He's a really cool guy.
:05:56
"Dear Mieke, greetings
from your American pen pal."

:06:01
Scotty, Girl Scouts have pen pals.
:06:04
Listen to yourself, all right?
:06:06
You met a "cool guy" on the "internet."
This is how these sexual predators work.

:06:12
Next thing you know,
he'll want to "arrange a meeting"

:06:15
where he will gas you,
stuff you in the back of his van,

:06:18
and make a wind chime
out of your genitals.

:06:21
Come on, let's go to Wade's.
:06:22
All right.
Screw it. Let's go.

:06:25
I'm not gonna let Fiona
ruin my graduation night.

:06:28
Auf wiedersehen, Mieke.
:06:44
- What's up, losers?
- What's up, Jenny?

:06:46
What's up, dude?
:06:47
Sorry to hear about Fiona.
She's a whore.

:06:50
That's very sweet of you.
Thanks.

:06:51
Enough Fiona talk. Look around.
There's gotta be 100 drunk girls.

:06:55
We should try to have sex
with every one of 'em.

:06:57
Hello? Mixed company?
:06:59
What?

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