:13:00
What the fuck is "zussamen"?
:13:10
"Arrange a meeting."
:13:12
No, no, no! Come on!
Cooper was right.
:13:15
This guy wants to have sex with me.
:13:18
"Listen, Mieke...
:13:21
"I don't want to arrange
any meetings with you,
:13:23
"you sick, German freak.
:13:26
"So please keep your hands
off my genitals,
:13:30
"and never write to me again,
and don't come to America."
:13:34
"Goodbye."
:13:41
Oww.
:13:55
I'm never drinking again.
Oh, that's nice.
:14:03
Bert, what are you doing?
:14:05
Reading your email.
:14:07
Don't do that.
:14:10
Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
:14:12
Oh, I'm sorry...
:14:15
but somebody pissed
all over mine last night.
:14:19
Wow. I can't believe this German chick
wants to come here and hook up with you.
:14:24
I don't think so, buddy.
Mieke's a guy.
:14:27
No, it says right here,
"trauriges madchen."
:14:30
"I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona."
:14:32
Fuckin' A, Scott.
:14:34
I'm taking "Intro to German,"
and even I know that.
:14:38
Come here.
:14:39
He sent me a picture, retardo.
:14:41
See? That's a picture of Mieke
and his cute cousin, Jan.
:14:45
No, retardo.
:14:47
That's Jan, a man's name,
and that's not "Mike,"
:14:51
it's "Mieke," a common
German girl's name,
:14:54
similar to our Michelle.
:14:56
I hope you wrote her back
and told her to come visit.