:14:03
Bert, what are you doing?
:14:05
Reading your email.
:14:07
Don't do that.
:14:10
Why are you wearing my bathrobe?
:14:12
Oh, I'm sorry...
:14:15
but somebody pissed
all over mine last night.
:14:19
Wow. I can't believe this German chick
wants to come here and hook up with you.
:14:24
I don't think so, buddy.
Mieke's a guy.
:14:27
No, it says right here,
"trauriges madchen."
:14:30
"I was a sad girl to hear about Fiona."
:14:32
Fuckin' A, Scott.
:14:34
I'm taking "Intro to German,"
and even I know that.
:14:38
Come here.
:14:39
He sent me a picture, retardo.
:14:41
See? That's a picture of Mieke
and his cute cousin, Jan.
:14:45
No, retardo.
:14:47
That's Jan, a man's name,
and that's not "Mike,"
:14:51
it's "Mieke," a common
German girl's name,
:14:54
similar to our Michelle.
:14:56
I hope you wrote her back
and told her to come visit.
:15:01
You didn't?
:15:03
You thought she was a guy!
:15:05
I'm getting the video camera! Ha!
:15:09
What an asshole!
:15:11
No.
:15:13
No.
:15:14
No!!
:15:48
"Address blocked"?
"Email not delivered."
:15:51
No... come on!
:15:54
Hey, Mom made waffles.
:15:56
- What's going on?
- I'm in love with my penpal.