:15:01
You didn't?
:15:03
You thought she was a guy!
:15:05
I'm getting the video camera! Ha!
:15:09
What an asshole!
:15:11
No.
:15:13
No.
:15:14
No!!
:15:48
"Address blocked"?
"Email not delivered."
:15:51
No... come on!
:15:54
Hey, Mom made waffles.
:15:56
- What's going on?
- I'm in love with my penpal.
:16:00
I'm in love with Mieke.
:16:04
OK... OK.
:16:08
You know what?
I was actually expecting this.
:16:11
Frankly, I'm flattered
you picked me to come out to first.
:16:15
And don't worry about
telling your folks, 'cause...
:16:18
- I think they already know.
- No, you idiot. Mike is a girl.
:16:21
No, no, I get it. Yeah.
:16:23
He's the girl, and you're the girl,
and sometimes you're both the girl.
:16:28
Right?
:16:29
Right? That's hot.
:16:32
But whatever works for you.
I'm not gonna judge it.
:16:35
Will you stop? Look, come here.
Look at this picture.
:16:40
Wow. Who's the hot chick?
:16:41
That's "Mike." I mean, Mieke.
:16:45
That's who you've been writing to
all this time?
:16:48
Until last night,
when I took your advice
:16:50
and told her to keep her
"hands off my genitals."
:16:53
Given what we know now, that seems like
the exact opposite of what you want.
:16:58
This is a total disaster.