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:25:06
Scotty, where the hell are we going?
:25:08
Don't worry. If anything
bad happens, my parents will find us.

:25:12
Honey, where's Scotty?
:25:15
- Cooper said they were going camping.
- Oh, that's nice.

:25:20
And where's Bert?
:25:22
Fuck if I know.
:25:34
Hey!
How are you, you scalawag!

:25:38
Look, given the current
geopolitical climate,

:25:41
all European countries should
have a seat at the table.

:25:44
- Right.
- Except those fucking Ities.

:25:46
I hate them Italian bastards.
:25:49
- You know what I mean?
- Excuse me.

:25:51
Hello, boyo!
:25:52
- What the hell happened last night?
- You got steamed up, pissed as a fart.

:25:56
Too much sauce, son.
:25:58
Don't worry.
:26:00
We come and got ya,
so you wouldn't miss the trip.

:26:03
What trip?
:26:04
- Where are we going?
- What do you mean, where are we going?

:26:08
We're going to see the Mighty
Reds do the frogs in Paris.

:26:11
Aren't we, boys?
:26:12
Yeah!
:26:15
Why are you yelling at me?
:26:16
So I tell the swamp donkey
to sock it

:26:19
before I give her a trunky
in the tradesman's entrance

:26:22
and have her lick me yardballs!
:26:26
Wow. You guys are on a completely
different level of swearing over here.

:26:31
Coop? Cooper,
we're going to Paris.

:26:34
I know. Cecil told me.
:26:36
Mieke's in Berlin.
We're not going to Berlin.

:26:39
What are we gonna do?
We need a plan.

:26:41
See what I'm talking about?
This is predictable Scotty talking.

:26:44
Relax. Paris is practically a suburb
of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.

:26:49
That's why France and Germany
have always been allies.

:26:56
The twins.
The twins are in Paris, right?

:26:58
We can call them. They could help.
Let me see your phone.


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