:10:00
No chance.
:10:03
What a place.
:10:06
All summer?
:10:08
I'll go mad, too.
:10:32
Ah, children!
I expect you could do with a spot of lunch.
:10:35
Come on, sit down, sit down.
:10:37
First, second Saturday of the month,
all know what that means.
:10:40
Second Saturday.
Statutes, laws, edicts, regulations... rules.
:10:46
Exciting times, children.
:10:48
A chance to grasp the goblet of goodness.
:11:01
Ah, yes... rules. Delicious.
:11:05
It doesn't look too bad.
:11:07
Rule one.
:11:08
No running in corridors.
:11:11
Rule two.
:11:12
You will tidy your rooms
from top to bottom, side to side,
:11:15
up and down, round and round,
and back to front.
:11:17
Polish the woodwork, the paintwork,
and your homework.
:11:20
Rule three.
:11:22
Laundry. Three times a week. Very important.
:11:25
British Empire was built on clean pants.
:11:28
- Er... clean pants and um...
- Mint sauce?
:11:33
Don't be ridiculous, Horace.
:11:36
- Rule four. Never ever go into...
- The greenhouse.
:11:40
So, come on, don't delay,
don't dilly-dally, push on, go forth.
:11:44
Wait! One more rule.
:11:47
The alpha and omega - be all and end all.
:11:50
I am writing a book. Difficult Sums For Children.
:11:54
Therefore, in this house, absolute silence.
:11:59
Do not bring down...