Five Children and It
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And Horace is so nasty.
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He's odd, but he's not so bad
when you get to know him.

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And he has his own laboratory.
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Where he collects monsters
and pickles them in jars?

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- Yes.
- Think what he'd do to It.

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Er... yes. Good point.
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Don't mention It in front of the pickler.
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What are you whispering about?
And what's It?

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- Ah... well...
- Er...

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It...
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It's a game of hide-and-seek. You're it.
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You count to a thousand while we hide.
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A thousand? Isn't it usually 20?
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Well, it's such a big house
and Jane and I are only girls...

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Oh, fine.
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One, two, three...
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I hated saying, "We are only girls. "
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- Where are you going?
- Here's a clue.

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- It rhymes with "hand hairy".
C YRIL: Oh, no.

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No way. We're not going back.
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You saw all the trouble that wish got us into.
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Oh, look, this must be the pole
that's been sticking up Cyril's...

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Back off! You can insult me all you like, but...
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Thanks, but I'll save that for later.
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I'm going, whether you're coming or not.
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Hand hairy...?
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Hand hairy?
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Sand-fairy.
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Oh, pendulous expression,
furrowed brow - bad news?

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- This letter from your publisher.
- Yes, yes. Immaterial.

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Impact inconsequential.
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They want to make big changes to your book.
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- They do?
- Yes.

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Difficult Sums For Children isn't catchy enough.
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- Catchy?
- They're suggesting a new title.

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Counting The Fun With Charlie Chicken.
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They're replacing you with a chicken.
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- Ridiculous.
- Of course it is.

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We must write back and tell them.
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Give me the name of the chicken
and the address of his coop.

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No, no, your publishers.
You can't have a counting chicken.

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Of course not. Can't count without fingers.
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No use. Oh, I suppose he could use wings.
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No, that's silly. He'd only get to two.
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Unless... er...
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Noah managed two by two.
:31:58
Gosh, that flood must have been
a terrible setback.


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