:36:00
No. Too messy.
:36:03
Oh. I could just...
:36:06
scare her a little.
:36:19
Peaches, when I say
this is incredible...
:36:21
it's crazy.
You gotta try it.
:36:22
- Yeah, take a taste.
- Wh-what is it?
:36:24
It's black-eyed piss.
:36:26
Baby, I don't do piss.
:36:27
No, it's black-eyed peas.
Peas.
:36:30
Yeah, that's what I said.
Peaches, taste.
:36:34
That's an acquired taste.
:36:35
You gotta just gargle it,
let it marinate.
:36:37
That is disgusting!
Ha ha ha!
:36:40
Very funny, Drake.
Yeah, very funny.
:36:42
You could've warned a sister.
:36:44
Boy, if you weren't so cute,
I'd whup her ass.
:36:46
Peaches, how am I supposed
to get better...
:36:48
if no one will help me?
:36:51
OK, Jun Ni. I guess if I can
teach Angela how to cook...
:36:55
you won't be a problem.
:36:56
Ohh, Peaches!
:36:58
Yeah! Peaches gonna help me!
:37:01
Yeah, but do me a favor.
:37:02
Don't you make nary
another pot of piss.
:37:04
Now, go put that away.
That tastes like shit.
:37:06
- OK.
- Ha ha ha!
:37:08
I'm gonna get you back, Drake!
:37:11
Bottom line...
any black woman...
:37:13
can have a head full
of long, healthy hair...
:37:16
as long as they stop abusing it.
That's why I don't do weaves.
:37:19
Our hair is beautiful, Peaches.
:37:21
It's strong and thick,
the way God intended.
:37:23
See, that is the problem.
We need to stop accepting...
:37:25
Western society's
beauty standards.
:37:27
You need to start embracing
a straightening comb.
:37:30
But it's that diversity that
makes black hair so beautiful.
:37:33
Straight hair, braids,
dreads, corn rows, afros...
:37:38
it's all about
the flavor, sister.
:37:39
I'm just saying
it should be natural.
:37:41
See, my hair reflects
my African heritage.
:37:43
# Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu #
:37:44
How come everybody
want to act...
:37:45
like they're down
with the cause...
:37:47
just because they be puttin'
seashells and beads and nuts...
:37:50
and soy and salad
all up in their hair?
:37:52
That don't make no sense, man.
:37:54
Stay positive.
Let them do what they want.
:37:56
Like, for hair,
if I like corn row...
:37:58
I wear corn row.