:37:01
Yeah, but do me a favor.
:37:02
Don't you make nary
another pot of piss.
:37:04
Now, go put that away.
That tastes like shit.
:37:06
- OK.
- Ha ha ha!
:37:08
I'm gonna get you back, Drake!
:37:11
Bottom line...
any black woman...
:37:13
can have a head full
of long, healthy hair...
:37:16
as long as they stop abusing it.
That's why I don't do weaves.
:37:19
Our hair is beautiful, Peaches.
:37:21
It's strong and thick,
the way God intended.
:37:23
See, that is the problem.
We need to stop accepting...
:37:25
Western society's
beauty standards.
:37:27
You need to start embracing
a straightening comb.
:37:30
But it's that diversity that
makes black hair so beautiful.
:37:33
Straight hair, braids,
dreads, corn rows, afros...
:37:38
it's all about
the flavor, sister.
:37:39
I'm just saying
it should be natural.
:37:41
See, my hair reflects
my African heritage.
:37:43
# Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu #
:37:44
How come everybody
want to act...
:37:45
like they're down
with the cause...
:37:47
just because they be puttin'
seashells and beads and nuts...
:37:50
and soy and salad
all up in their hair?
:37:52
That don't make no sense, man.
:37:54
Stay positive.
Let them do what they want.
:37:56
Like, for hair,
if I like corn row...
:37:58
I wear corn row.
:38:00
The only reason why
you wear "corn row"...
:38:01
is 'cause you got a brother
on your arm.
:38:03
If you didn't have a brother,
you wouldn't have no "corn row. "
:38:06
Ooh.
:38:07
Brother on my arm.
No brother on your arm.
:38:10
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
:38:11
Ohh!
:38:13
At least I know
how to fry chicken.
:38:14
I know how fry chicken!
:38:15
No! You know how fry noodle!
:38:17
I make noodle good, too,
you know.
:38:19
Not just the chicken.
But I can make all things.
:38:21
- I make corn on the cob...
- No corn on the cob.
:38:25
I do! And I make,
uh, potatoes and greens.
:38:28
Ha ha ha!
:38:29
That's why sisters are starting
to date more white men...
:38:32
because they seemingly
treat us like ladies.
:38:34
Please. Like that white boy...
:38:36
that was kissin' Halle
on the Academy Awards?
:38:37
White, black, blue,
green, whatever.
:38:40
Any man would've kissed
Halle Berry.
:38:41
She's one of the finest women
on the planet.
:38:43
That white boy
was kissin' Halle Berry...
:38:44
because he saw her naked behind
on "Monster's Ball. "
:38:47
He wouldn't not kissed
Vivica Fox...
:38:48
Angela Bassett,
or Cicely Tyson like that...
:38:50
'cause they would've whipped
his white ass on national TV.
:38:53
You don't suck up
on a sister like that...
:38:55
all up in the mouth on the TV.
:38:56
Ha! See you next week.
:38:58
- Ellen, I'm ready for you.
- All right.