:38:00
The only reason why
you wear "corn row"...
:38:01
is 'cause you got a brother
on your arm.
:38:03
If you didn't have a brother,
you wouldn't have no "corn row. "
:38:06
Ooh.
:38:07
Brother on my arm.
No brother on your arm.
:38:10
- Ooh!
- Ooh!
:38:11
Ohh!
:38:13
At least I know
how to fry chicken.
:38:14
I know how fry chicken!
:38:15
No! You know how fry noodle!
:38:17
I make noodle good, too,
you know.
:38:19
Not just the chicken.
But I can make all things.
:38:21
- I make corn on the cob...
- No corn on the cob.
:38:25
I do! And I make,
uh, potatoes and greens.
:38:28
Ha ha ha!
:38:29
That's why sisters are starting
to date more white men...
:38:32
because they seemingly
treat us like ladies.
:38:34
Please. Like that white boy...
:38:36
that was kissin' Halle
on the Academy Awards?
:38:37
White, black, blue,
green, whatever.
:38:40
Any man would've kissed
Halle Berry.
:38:41
She's one of the finest women
on the planet.
:38:43
That white boy
was kissin' Halle Berry...
:38:44
because he saw her naked behind
on "Monster's Ball. "
:38:47
He wouldn't not kissed
Vivica Fox...
:38:48
Angela Bassett,
or Cicely Tyson like that...
:38:50
'cause they would've whipped
his white ass on national TV.
:38:53
You don't suck up
on a sister like that...
:38:55
all up in the mouth on the TV.
:38:56
Ha! See you next week.
:38:58
- Ellen, I'm ready for you.
- All right.
:39:02
Uh, Ria, come here, baby.
:39:04
I think I see something wrong
with your ends.
:39:06
She didn't do what I think
she just did, did she?
:39:09
- I'm not in it.
- That's a fight right there.
:39:12
I'll take Peaches.
:39:13
You know,
Angela pretty strong, too.
:39:17
She is.
:39:20
I love it.
:39:22
You're gonna be here
next week, right?
:39:23
Yes, ma'am. Ha ha!
:39:28
Ooh, thank you, Miss Girl. Yes.
:39:31
Have a seat at my station.
:39:35
# I rock that,
oh, yeah, oh, yeah #
:39:36
# I rock that, ow! #
:39:39
# I rock that, oh, yeah, oh... #
:39:40
Oh, really? You just
had to flex, didn't you?
:39:43
I was just trying to help.
:39:45
Did you see her face?
Girl, she loved it.
:39:47
Do you see my face?
Beauty shop 101...
:39:49
you never touch
another stylist's style.
:39:52
Beauty shop 202...
you never let a client leave...
:39:55
for less than they paid for.
:39:56
Look, Peaches.
I'm not playin' with you.
:39:58
- You will not do...
- Angelle, clients can hear.