:03:00
Well, you would have
epigastric tenderness,
:03:03
diffuse abdominal tenderness...
:03:06
I'm sorry.
Can you hold on one second?
:03:10
Kumar's phone.
Kumar speaking.
:03:11
Hey, what's up? It's me.
What are you doing?
:03:13
Nothing important. I can talk.
What's going on?
:03:15
Listen, I can't party tonight, okay?
I gotta stay late at the office.
:03:19
Dude, fuck that shit.
We had plans.
:03:21
I know, but I got
a lot of work to do.
:03:23
When has getting high ever
prevented you from doing your work?
:03:27
Jesus!
:03:29
Believe me.
I would love to come home. Okay?
:03:31
- I got a lot of work to do.
- Thank you. I'll do that.
:03:33
I got a quarter of the
finest herb in New York City.
:03:35
I'm not smoking
that shit alone, okay?
:03:37
So you need to just chill the fuck out
and prepare to get blazed
:03:40
because in the next couple of hours,
:03:41
I expect both of us to be
blitzed out of our skulls, got it?
:03:43
All right, I got it.
:03:44
I'll talk to you later.
Where was I?
:03:47
We've got the severe anal discharge,
sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.
:03:50
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar
with diarrhea.
:03:53
Do you actually believe
after the way you've just behaved
:03:56
that I would ever even consider
recommending you for admission?
:03:58
No. I'm gonna
be honest with you.
:04:00
The only reason I'm applying
:04:01
is so my dad
will keep paying for my apartment.
:04:03
I really don't have a desire
to go to med school.
:04:04
But you have perfect MCAT scores.
:04:07
Yeah. Just 'cause you're
hung like a moose
:04:09
doesn't mean you gotta do porn.
:04:11
Get out! Bernadette,
show this young man to the door!
:04:13
And please bring in
some fresh diarrhe... dry towels!
:04:51
Yes!
:04:52
Right in front of the door.
:04:57
This is America, dude!
Learn how to drive!
:04:59
Better "ruck" tomorrow!