Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
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:02:00
Wow! That was amazing.
I cannot believe how easy that was.

:02:03
Dude, how do you think
I get all my shit done?

:02:05
I'm telling you, those Asian guys
love crunching numbers.

:02:08
You probably
just made his weekend.

:02:11
Chick magnet
:02:13
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
:02:15
Chick magnet. Yeah
:02:18
Fuck.
:02:20
An excellent point, Mr. Patel.
:02:21
You are one of the finest applicants
I have ever interviewed.

:02:24
Thank you.
:02:25
It comes as no surprise. Your father
is highly respected in his field.

:02:29
As you probably heard
from your old man,

:02:31
he and I had some pretty wild times
back in med school.

:02:34
Really?
:02:35
Yeah. We started
our own basketball team...

:02:38
the Hemoglobin Trotters.
:02:40
Hemo-globin Trotters...
get it?

:02:43
A play on the name of the famous
colored, Negro basketball squad...

:02:48
black, African-American.
:02:50
You know, people of colors.
:02:53
Let's end up with one final question,
just as a formality.

:02:57
What are some potential
symptoms of pancreatitis?

:03:00
Well, you would have
epigastric tenderness,

:03:03
diffuse abdominal tenderness...
:03:06
I'm sorry.
Can you hold on one second?

:03:10
Kumar's phone.
Kumar speaking.

:03:11
Hey, what's up? It's me.
What are you doing?

:03:13
Nothing important. I can talk.
What's going on?

:03:15
Listen, I can't party tonight, okay?
I gotta stay late at the office.

:03:19
Dude, fuck that shit.
We had plans.

:03:21
I know, but I got
a lot of work to do.

:03:23
When has getting high ever
prevented you from doing your work?

:03:27
Jesus!
:03:29
Believe me.
I would love to come home. Okay?

:03:31
- I got a lot of work to do.
- Thank you. I'll do that.

:03:33
I got a quarter of the
finest herb in New York City.

:03:35
I'm not smoking
that shit alone, okay?

:03:37
So you need to just chill the fuck out
and prepare to get blazed

:03:40
because in the next couple of hours,
:03:41
I expect both of us to be
blitzed out of our skulls, got it?

:03:43
All right, I got it.
:03:44
I'll talk to you later.
Where was I?

:03:47
We've got the severe anal discharge,
sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.

:03:50
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar
with diarrhea.

:03:53
Do you actually believe
after the way you've just behaved

:03:56
that I would ever even consider
recommending you for admission?

:03:58
No. I'm gonna
be honest with you.


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