:02:00
Wow! That was amazing.
I cannot believe how easy that was.
:02:03
Dude, how do you think
I get all my shit done?
:02:05
I'm telling you, those Asian guys
love crunching numbers.
:02:08
You probably
just made his weekend.
:02:11
Chick magnet
:02:13
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
:02:15
Chick magnet. Yeah
:02:18
Fuck.
:02:20
An excellent point, Mr. Patel.
:02:21
You are one of the finest applicants
I have ever interviewed.
:02:24
Thank you.
:02:25
It comes as no surprise. Your father
is highly respected in his field.
:02:29
As you probably heard
from your old man,
:02:31
he and I had some pretty wild times
back in med school.
:02:34
Really?
:02:35
Yeah. We started
our own basketball team...
:02:38
the Hemoglobin Trotters.
:02:40
Hemo-globin Trotters...
get it?
:02:43
A play on the name of the famous
colored, Negro basketball squad...
:02:48
black, African-American.
:02:50
You know, people of colors.
:02:53
Let's end up with one final question,
just as a formality.
:02:57
What are some potential
symptoms of pancreatitis?
:03:00
Well, you would have
epigastric tenderness,
:03:03
diffuse abdominal tenderness...
:03:06
I'm sorry.
Can you hold on one second?
:03:10
Kumar's phone.
Kumar speaking.
:03:11
Hey, what's up? It's me.
What are you doing?
:03:13
Nothing important. I can talk.
What's going on?
:03:15
Listen, I can't party tonight, okay?
I gotta stay late at the office.
:03:19
Dude, fuck that shit.
We had plans.
:03:21
I know, but I got
a lot of work to do.
:03:23
When has getting high ever
prevented you from doing your work?
:03:27
Jesus!
:03:29
Believe me.
I would love to come home. Okay?
:03:31
- I got a lot of work to do.
- Thank you. I'll do that.
:03:33
I got a quarter of the
finest herb in New York City.
:03:35
I'm not smoking
that shit alone, okay?
:03:37
So you need to just chill the fuck out
and prepare to get blazed
:03:40
because in the next couple of hours,
:03:41
I expect both of us to be
blitzed out of our skulls, got it?
:03:43
All right, I got it.
:03:44
I'll talk to you later.
Where was I?
:03:47
We've got the severe anal discharge,
sometimes violent... a.k.a. Diarrhea.
:03:50
Mr. Patel, I am more than familiar
with diarrhea.
:03:53
Do you actually believe
after the way you've just behaved
:03:56
that I would ever even consider
recommending you for admission?
:03:58
No. I'm gonna
be honest with you.