Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

for the meeting
with the foreign investors.

So what?
It's Friday night.

The Germans are taking
an early flight back.

The meeting got changed
to tomorrow.

So? Why don't you
just get somebody else

to do your work for you?
Harold, I need you to update
those models for me.

- Billy, aren't you supposed to...
- I know. Something just came up.

I have this meeting
with these new clients tonight,

and I'm never gonna have time
to get to those.

So that's your
responsibility now, big boy.

Make sure those are in
by 9:00 sharp tomorrow.

With all the downsizing
that's been going on around here,

we wouldn't want to have to tell Berenson
you've been slacking, now would we?

Okay, no problem.
You have a great weekend,
okay, buddy?

I owe you one.
Just one.

Thank you.
Wow! That was amazing.
I cannot believe how easy that was.

Dude, how do you think
I get all my shit done?

I'm telling you, those Asian guys
love crunching numbers.

You probably
just made his weekend.

Chick magnet
Chick magnet. Chick magnet
Chick magnet. Yeah
An excellent point, Mr. Patel.
You are one of the finest applicants
I have ever interviewed.

Thank you.
It comes as no surprise. Your father
is highly respected in his field.

As you probably heard
from your old man,

he and I had some pretty wild times
back in med school.

Yeah. We started
our own basketball team...

the Hemoglobin Trotters.
Hemo-globin Trotters...
get it?

A play on the name of the famous
colored, Negro basketball squad...

black, African-American.
You know, people of colors.
Let's end up with one final question,
just as a formality.

What are some potential
symptoms of pancreatitis?