:08:05
Hey! What the hell are you doing?
:08:07
I'm trimming my pubes.
:08:09
Why aren't you
doing this in your room, man?
:08:11
The mirror's in here.
Hey, check it out. It's like a bonsai tree.
:08:14
Hey!
:08:15
Besides, man, it makes
your johnson look totally bigger.
:08:17
Please!
:08:20
Are those my scissors?
Dude, I trim my nose hair with those!
:08:23
Dude, I've been cutting my ass hair
with them for the past six months.
:08:29
Get out!
Get out of my room.
:08:41
Kumar. It's Daddy.
:08:42
I hope your interview
today was good.
:08:44
I'm calling to remind you
that you have another one tomorrow
:08:47
with Dr. Wein from Cornell
at 10 a.m. Do not be late.
:08:50
- Hook it up, bi-yatch.
- Let's do it.
:09:01
Fuck!
:09:06
In tonight's top story.
A cheetah escaped earlier today
:09:09
from the Morristown Zoo.
:09:10
Oh, nice.
Sixteen Candles is on, man.
:09:14
And the award for the least
heterosexual statement
:09:17
ever made in this apartment
goes to... Harold Lee.
:09:20
Come on down, man.
Take a bow.
:09:22
Shut up, man.
It's a classic.
:09:24
It's a very beautiful story
about someone
:09:26
who feels unnoticed,
unappreciated, unloved, you know?
:09:29
- Turn it.
- It's a good one, though.
:09:31
Homo.
:09:32
Come on. Dude.
Just take one hit.
:09:36
Don't you wanna be cool?
:09:43
Hey. Man.
What are you doin'?
:09:45
I'm so high!
:09:48
Nothing can hurt me.
:09:51
No!
:09:52
- Marijuana kills.
- I love that shit.
:09:56
We're so high right now.
:09:58
We're not low.
:09:59
Dude, I don't know about you,
but I'm fuckin' hungry as balls.