:11:00
Yo, Manny and Shevitz, get up.
We're going to White Castle.
:11:04
No, we're watching
The Gift on HBO.
:11:06
No, no, no.
No watching. We're starving.
:11:09
Hey, put that back.
:11:10
No eating until we get
to White Castle. Let's roll.
:11:13
Sorry, kids,
we ain't going nowhere.
:11:14
Supposedly Katie Holmes
shows her titties in this movie.
:11:17
Is that all you Jews
ever think about... tits?
:11:19
Katie Holmes is a nice,
respectable, wholesome girl.
:11:22
And I'm gonna see her boobs.
:11:25
The things I would eat
out of her ass... you have no idea!
:11:29
That is
a completely vulgar statement.
:11:30
So is "I want to bang Britney Spears
on the bathroom floor."
:11:33
But it's true.
:11:35
Touche.
:11:36
Hey, listen, if...
:11:40
I think Kumar's a faygele.
:11:42
They're totally gay for each other.
:11:44
- Hey, you wanna suck on this?
- Uh-huh.
:11:48
What the hell are you
bringing your bag for?
:11:49
Try to get some work done
in the car.
:11:51
- Here, you're driving.
- Shit, I forgot my cell phone.
:11:54
You wanna run back and get it?
:12:01
No, we've gone too far.
:12:04
Hey, there's your girlfriend.
:12:06
You gonna talk to her this time,
:12:07
or are you gonna be
a Vagina McGinastein about it?
:12:11
What the hell are you doing?
:12:12
You could've asked her if she wanted
to come to White Castle with us.
:12:14
- Hold the elevator. Wait!
- Hey, how are...
:12:18
You're worthless.
:12:20
I'm not worthwhile.
:12:22
Just fucking talk to her once.
It won't be weird anymore.
:12:24
Look, it doesn't matter.
:12:25
The only girls who are interested in me
are girls I have no interest in.
:12:28
Like Cindy Kim.
:12:29
Speaking of Cindy,
she called earlier.
:12:31
One of those Asian clubs she's in
is throwing a party at her dorm tonight.
:12:34
God, she invites me to everything.
:12:36
So what? She's kind of fuckin' cute.
Let her touch your penis.
:12:39
Oh, look.
:12:41
It's the Brothers McFag.
:12:43
Let me guess... the one
with the purse is the catcher.
:12:47
Come on, guys, let's get ourselves
some fucking Mountain Dew.
:12:49
Extreme!
:12:50
Yeah, extreme assholes.
:12:52
Why do I
have to be the catcher?
:12:54
Dude, forget about those pricks.
Let's just get some food.